There is, as there always has been, more than one way to flog an insolent subordinate. Overarm, underarm, right or left handed, the possibilities are just beginning.

Now then, take a good look at the word possibilities, that has an awful lot of "I"s in it. I'll tell you what else has a lot of those in; a crowd.

Crowds are a baffling entity, an organism made entirely of unique parts which comes together in such a homologous way. Baffled face. Why should a lot of things that are different come together and form something that agrees, that follows the median? Why do we expect that? Personally I blame the cornetto ice cream.

Why, well I'll chuffing tell you why!

The cornetto is a brilliant snack, make no mistake, but it is - in and of itself - unfulfilling and you couldn't, you really couldn't, live of them.

[As a non fascinating side not the internet has no record of the word unfulfilling, how dissaspointing is that? Very that's how.]

In my search to find out what happened to the word unfulfilling on the internet I completely lost my bus of thought. No matter. I shall now have a go at the internet.

There, that's better. Maybe next time I'll type out my rants and we can all have a good read, eh?

Mazeltov!