Special

I got inspired by the word Special which was on a friends b-log, that makes two readers now Woody!

I like the word special, it has a strong taste, but is warm, like brandy infused cheese, not that I'd know 'cause I'm mostly off the sauce these days.

Off the sauce, you cry, but aren't you a pirate? I thought they were synonyms, sauce and pirate - interchangeable word friends that hold each others hands when they're trapped by Whales and their friends are being eaten by the Welsh.

Well no, not exactly, as I don't even have a parrot which keeps my shoulder warm. I have a giraffe, which takes up less space than you might think and also doesn't do nasty things to epaulettes.

I've had more ideas about writing things, I wish I made the time to finish them, some of them are really good ideas. I love having ideas, it's one of my favourite things to do and it's especially good when people give you the time and space to have a few good ones, but not good if they don't back you up to finish them. Finishing is where the real stuff happens, I've decided, so there.

I think I might try writing a serialised story based post again, called The Death of S.S. Washington, but I'm not sure, it's an idea I had for a novel but I'll never get the time to write it, so basically I'll knock together a dodgy version so that google can own it on this blog. Yep.

What's a job that starts at Christmastime where I can get paid to write my nonsense? Find it and bring it back to me.